Jesus will be disappointed next Tuesday.

We learned during the radio version of bible-dipping that the Lord will be returning to the general Nebraska area next Tuesday. Just so you know.

I just to don't see the Lord or Jen approving of the latest trend ripping through the Middle and probably the rest of the country. I know it's not just here in the Ha, because I know I have witnessed the baffling atrocity while driving on 94, so it can't be Ha/Bluffs specific. And I imagine that next weekend when I am trucking up 63 in Wisconsin I will see more - it seems Wisconsin appropriate...

Truck Nutz. That's right. I'm using a z because there is no other way.

For those of you who haven't had the pleasure, I will do my best to snap a photo today during my journey to the office. I can only hope that I get to choose the size and color of the Nutz that I have the joy of photographing.

Yeah.

What would make me especially happy is if I happen upon a vehicle with Truck Nutz in the parking lot of the Steak & Lube. I can't get my hopes up too much, but it could happen. And - I will dare to dream for a moment - what would be beyond fantastic is Truck Nutz on this fantastic Chevy that we passed on the way into the abyss of central Iowa - we saw this Chevy truck, one of those giant trucks and on the back gate(is that what it's called?) there was a beautiful silk screened picture of the same Chevy parked all bad-ass and sideways on the bluff of some cliff in the mountains of I'm guessing Montana or maybe Wyoming. It would be like having a picture of yourself framed on your wall and in the picture you were getting your picture taken. I don't know. I might have lost it there - but anyway, if that truck had Truck Nutz that would be great.